rec.sport.basketball.college

On Sep 14, 5:35 pm, mimus wrote:
> On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:15:08 -0400, Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
> > The first step is to admit to yourself that you are a bozo.
>
> > The second step is to think about how much your being a bozo
> > has made your friends and family laugh.
>
> > The third step is to go to your friends and family and do
> > something really stupid and/or funny, to affirm to them that
> > you are still a bozo. If you can do this over the phone
> > while remaining on your couch, so much the better.
>
> > Steps 4-7 should lead to the fridge, where you grab another
> > beer.
>
> > Steps 8-11 get your ass back on the couch where it belongs.
>
> > Step 12 involves enjoying a football game and having your
> > son pull your finger.
>
> > Congratulations, you bozo!
>
> > --Tedward
>
> Get a grip on yerself.

I think that's step 13......

>
> Just two more months until it's gin and free-throw time.
>
> (I'm looking forward to the Chakvetadze-Schiavone match tomorrow, myself.)
>
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